I just cried watching Fanny Pak leave America’s Best Dance Crew.

It’s Bullshit.

And I’m not watching the rest of the season.

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I love getting those texts from guys that make you feel like you’re smiling all stupid. 

• food network chef: Ok well we've got our cupcakes done. Now we just need to ice them. And what else are we going to put on them? BACON. Because I'm an edgy chef.
• food network chef: Ok our steaks are finished, the baked potatoes are just about ready. Now let me show you how to make this wonderful watermelon and kiwi topping for our meal. Because I'm pretentious and use fruit in literally every one of my dishes. Don't worry I learned from the DeVry online culinary course.
• food network chef: Hmmm we really need to update mom's chicken pot pie recipe.....let's make chicken pot pie sliders! Now let me tell a story from my childhood where she made this "every Thursday."

Apparently

last night was the night that Californians got drunk.

A few of my tumblr buddies are also hungover. 

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